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Happy birthday to @crystallizsch and the lovely Yuusha! May you have another wonderful year full of happiness and currynoodles💜
#my art#others ocs#yuusha tala#twst#twisted wonderland#hi ian#if youre reading this#yes my question about flowers was... planned www#though while researching the jasmine i learned it had several different cultivars#i picked the easiest one to draw LOL sorry if it's not the same one you have in mind#a few process notes here for fun#i shaded with as much purple as I could to subtly include her signature colour#though after all the post-editing it isn't very obvious rip#i asked a friend to inspect the lineart and they said she looked kinda evil and i was like 🧍♀️#that's not intentional...#hope the colours fixed that#its likely obvious but i added the sheet music because of her affinity for instruments#it's the first 3 notes of “happy birthday”#based off sheet music i got off google images#first time trying out some charcoal brushes for the bg and theyre pretty nice to use!#hope you can tell i had fun www#finished early so i queued for what i hope is 12 am your time#ill send you the textless version later!
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[Approximately 70 crates of exotic and vintage booze addressed to "You Know Whom"]
// ...Christ-the-Buddha almighty. SLIPSHOD! Get your ass in here!
alright, alright, you don't have to yell, I'm coming. what's going o- YO HOLY FUCK!!!
> Will you two keep it down in he- ah. Well then.
// Thirty, fourty, fifty... seventy?! Seventy crates of alcohol sitting in our hangar. Where in the name of RA did all of this come from?
no clue, unless it's from the same person who's been sending weird-ass gifts and threats to everyone else lately. that would explain why they addressed it to "you know who" instead of, y'know, our actual names. more specifically my name, given that a good chunk of this appears to be vodka, which I know for a fact you two don't drink
> That doesn't explain the fine layer of dust on everything, though; especially given that none of this was here during the Brawl, and we were only gone for approximately a week. How old are these bottles, exactly? Are we sure these are even safe to consume?
// Hm. From the looks of it, not all of these are vodka - there's all sorts of unusual bottles in here. Some of these I don't even recognize the labels on... wait, is there homebrew in here???
wait, really?! lemme see - I wanna take a shot of whatever the fuck that is before killjoy K over here makes me dump it. pass that shit!
> Absolutely not. You are going to assist myself and Phoenix in cleaning up this mess; then we can get to the matter of organizing all of this liquor and seeing what of it is actually drinkable.
you are no fun whatsoever, Kennedi. frankly, I think we could all use a drink after the bullshit we just had to deal with. look - clearly this ain't all for me, there's a whole crate of gin right there. (I think I saw some whiskey in there too, somewhere...)
// I think I'm gonna side with Kennedi on this one, Shoddy - all this dust is making my eyes water. Let's clean this mess up first, then we can crack a few bottles open and see what all we've got.
ugh, fine. I'll go grab a bucket and some rags from my shop. this is gonna take a while...
-- Angel, Slipshod, & Lockbreaker
#lancer rpg#lancer ttrpg#lancerrpg#// given that there were no threats or cryptic messages attached we're going to offer a tentative “thank you” to whomever sent this to us#// (that said - we are still HIGHLY suspicious after hearing what happened and will not hesitate to intervene if things escalate further)#+ man... this shit is gonna take WEEKS to organize properly; can't believe someone managed to send all this via post without getting caught#> frankly I'm more surprised that nothing broke - the temperature in our hangar fluctuates rather violently this time of year#> more to the point - given the wide variance of age across these bottles I'm almost certain some of this has long since expired#> thorough inspection will be required to ensure that none of this has spoiled or - more pressingly - been tampered with#+ RA above and below K - only you could manage to make sorting through seventy-odd cases of alcohol sound boring >:(#CMC Villain Arc#OOC: gonna go roll some dice and crunch some numbers and figure out what all the gals got out of this frankly stupid haul#(Pines and I ran the numbers on the server - given an average case size of 12 bottles that's a maximum of 840 bottles of alcohol!!!)#to whomever sent this ask - you're one sneaky bitch and I appreciate the absolutely buckwild goose chase you sent the Sunspot server on
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i need to get fucked in a way that’s concerning to feminism and my life
#sorry i’m fucking exhausted and stressed and so fucking done with children and dogs and this family#i had a nap and i’m still exhausted#inspection is 12 hours away n i’m fucking done#can’t even fucking relax bc have to watch the fucking kids rahhhhhh#「mercury speaks」
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NECK KI-- that's Not a Kiss
For sure he learned it from [Swindle] x'D
#myart#ifellinrobothellagain#shipping to the moon and back#lockprowl#prowldown#cw suggestive#suggestive cw#i was about to share this next friday but after coming from a family trip someone left me a dumb ask in my inbox sooo#here you go HAHAHA#PS i personally dont see LD as a very kissy mech but does it as a form of quick distraction and if he knows his partner/s like it#he is more into mech-handling or grope and whatever way that let him handle the other like a shiny new mod to inspect#not little space is spared from his digits bahaha#in comparison Prowl ENJOYS kissing and so is the one that does it with more frequency#EDIT 12-11#prowllock
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I was at the antique/thrift store today and was talking shit about the booth seller trying to sell a cassette tape for 12 dollars and he came up to me being like "i know what i have" and i continued cause i meant what i said and he was like "what about the resell value" and i told him it was still dumb cause it degrades and i intend to use it not keep it on a shelf and he just kinda walked away but now that i think about it im kinda suprised he still approached me considering when i saw the price i loudly said he should be put in federal prison for that
#i stand by it#idc that some chump bought the terminator soundtrack for 75 dollars 12 is a lot for a cassette tape#a 40 year old cassette tape that was sealed so I couldnt inspect it to see if it was even in good shape#i was very buzzed but i still stand by my words im no coward#he was acting like i was being insane as if he isnt asking for 12 dollars for a cassette he def got for less otherwise he'd price it higher#it was one of the most popular movies its not some niche thing#i wanted to fight so bad i lowkey was looking for an altercation but i think it wouldve been justified#like 6.95 for a random cassette that the recors store next door had in better condition for 1.99? insane
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the ctrl+p for paywalls didnt work for me:p but the first option copy all and paste thing did work👍
#one day ill try the 12 io thing#also sometimes i would do the inspection option and delete the subscription box in the code lol
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"Squeak, Rattle, and Roll" is clearly one of the highlights of S8.
At the same time I think the Fat Controller should be concerned that two of his, so help me, "Steam Team" were absolutely 100% convinced that he was about to send them to the scrapyard. Within the same season.
While he's at it, he appears to have a third engine who can't seem to break 5 mph, plus the coaches are getting the hell bashed out of them on a regular basis.
So, like. Topham. Get it together. Your railway is kinda in shambles, man.
#/lh#ttte season 8#why is the first episode of the season deadass the worst#why is the edward and spencer episode probably the best known of the lot but also kinda one of the worst#why is squeak rattle and roll the best one here but *still* kinda underrated within the fandom#like it was an episode that actually made me feel feelings by the end of it... help#also kips is right emily's new run is an S8 highlight too#mostly because of that scene at the end#with all the relief and delight and seals#... it's a very pretty set they made for the black loch whatever are there other episodes where we get to enjoy it?#also every time i'm never actually paying attention at the end#does james genuinely not like the black loch run or was he just trying to scare emily off it i'm still not clear#ttte episode talk#... railway inspection time is an vastly under-utilized ttte plot device tbh#like the way the show handles it is never great but i could stand to see a lot more Inspection Day content!#thank you for coming to my ted tags#ttte plot inspiration#tfc+4#5+12
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My physio wants me to go outside and walk every day. I feel like I should have warned her that the likelihood of me having that kind of energy is incredibly small, and even if it's there, that energy needs to go towards shit like cooking before trips outside
#delete later#it makes me feel lazy sometimes that i hsve so little energy but at thr same time i know that its not my fault#trying to keep a good level of functioning in terms of self care like eating and washing and chores is already really difficult#whilst working full time. i may have the energy for every other day after the flat inspection. tonight i need to reserve energy for#tidying and shit before that. im so tired i legitimately had to fitce myself not to lie down earlier bc i knew I wouldn't be getting back u#idk what the fuck is wrong with me but this is how ive been since i was like 11/#12 and had to lie down after school#i also keep teetering on the edge of a real freak out. ive been switched to probrct management again so im doing a bunch#of emailing abd communicating and checking. most of which doesnt have concrete answers and relies on understanding#whst ppl are trying to say in their survey responses. which i rly rly struggle with. and on top of that several things#have changed this week at work ahd its impacted my workload sbd responsibilities a lot so im trying to breathe theough it#but im incredibly frustrated and stressed and overwhelmed and having to spend at least a couple hours under weighted blanket each day#most ofbthe tine i dont require the weighted blanket its just nice. i require it right now. frustrating
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they were so real for this actually
#12:30am reading stupid shit for an essay i havent started need to be up at like 8 to clean for a flat inspection#Spotify
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I can't believe I'm buying a fucking house. I got news about my rent doubling, didn't sleep for a week, and 6 days later I'm under contract to buy my own place
#inspection is tomorrow and I'm freaking out a bit#we're also moving like 12+ hours away so there's more logistics and costs coming
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You're a reasonably informed person on the internet. You've experienced things like no longer being able to get files off an old storage device, media you've downloaded suddenly going poof, sites and forums with troves full of people's thoughts and ideas vanishing forever. You've heard of cybercrime. You've read articles about lost media. You have at least a basic understanding that digital data is vulnerable, is what I'm saying. I'm guessing that you're also aware that history is, you know... important? And that it's an ongoing study, requiring ... data about how people live? And that it's not just about stanning celebrities that happen to be dead? Congratulations, you are significantly better-informed than the British government! So they're currently like "Oh hai can we destroy all these historical documents pls? To save money? Because we'll digitise them first so it's fine! That'll be easy, cheap and reliable -- right? These wills from the 1850s will totally be fine for another 170 years as a PNG or whatever, yeah? We didn't need to do an impact assesment about this because it's clearly win-win! We'd keep the physical wills of Famous People™ though because Famous People™ actually matter, unlike you plebs. We don't think there are any equalities implications about this, either! Also the only examples of Famous People™ we can think of are all white and rich, only one is a woman and she got famous because of the guy she married. Kisses!"
Yes, this is the same Government that's like "Oh no removing a statue of slave trader is erasing history :(" You have, however, until 23 February 2024 to politely inquire of them what the fuck they are smoking. And they will have to publish a summary of the responses they receive. And it will look kind of bad if the feedback is well-argued, informative and overwhelmingly negative and they go ahead and do it anyway. I currently edit documents including responses to consultations like (but significantly less insane) than this one. Responses do actually matter. I would particularly encourage British people/people based in the UK to do this, but as far as I can see it doesn't say you have to be either. If you are, say, a historian or an archivist, or someone who specialises in digital data do say so and draw on your expertise in your answers. This isn't a question of filling out a form. You have to manually compose an email answering the 12 questions in the consultation paper at the link above. I'll put my own answers under the fold. Note -- I never know if I'm being too rude in these sorts of things. You probably shouldn't be ruder than I have been.
Please do not copy and paste any of this: that would defeat the purpose. This isn't a petition, they need to see a range of individual responses. But it may give you a jumping-off point.
Question 1: Should the current law providing for the inspection of wills be preserved?
Yes. Our ability to understand our shared past is a fundamental aspect of our heritage. It is not possible for any authority to know in advance what future insights they are supporting or impeding by their treatment of material evidence. Safeguarding the historical record for future generations should be considered an extremely important duty.
Question 2: Are there any reforms you would suggest to the current law enabling wills to be inspected?
No.
Question 3: Are there any reasons why the High Court should store original paper will documents on a permanent basis, as opposed to just retaining a digitised copy of that material?
Yes. I am amazed that the recent cyber attack on the British Library, which has effectively paralysed it completely, not been sufficient to answer this question for you. I also refer you to the fate of the Domesday Project. Digital storage is useful and can help more people access information; however, it is also inherently fragile. Malice, accident, or eventual inevitable obsolescence not merely might occur, but absolutely should be expected. It is ludicrously naive and reflects a truly unpardonable ignorance to assume that information preserved only in digital form is somehow inviolable and safe, or that a physical document once digitised, never need be digitised again..At absolute minimum, it should be understood as certain that at least some of any digital-only archive will eventually be permanently lost. It is not remotely implausible that all of it would be. Preserving the physical documents provides a crucial failsafe. It also allows any errors in reproduction -- also inevitable-- to be, eventually, seen and corrected. Note that maintaining, upgrading and replacing digital infrastructure is not free, easy or reliable. Over the long term, risks to the data concerned can only accumulate.
"Unlike the methods for preserving analog documents that have been honed over millennia, there is no deep precedence to look to regarding the management of digital records. As such, the processing, long-term storage, and distribution potential of archival digital data are highly unresolved issues. [..] the more digital data is migrated, translated, and re-compressed into new formats, the more room there is for information to be lost, be it at the microbit-level of preservation. Any failure to contend with the instability of digital storage mediums, hardware obsolescence, and software obsolescence thus meets a terminal end—the definitive loss of information. The common belief that digital data is safe so long as it is backed up according to the 3-2-1 rule (3 copies on 2 different formats with 1 copy saved off site) belies the fact that it is fundamentally unclear how long digital information can or will remain intact. What is certain is that its unique vulnerabilities do become more pertinent with age." -- James Boyda, On Loss in the 21st Century: Digital Decay and the Archive, Introduction.
Question 4: Do you agree that after a certain time original paper documents (from 1858 onwards) may be destroyed (other than for famous individuals)? Are there any alternatives, involving the public or private sector, you can suggest to their being destroyed?
Absolutely not. And I would have hoped we were past the "great man" theory of history. Firstly, you do not know which figures will still be considered "famous" in the future and which currently obscure individuals may deserve and eventually receive greater attention. I note that of the three figures you mention here as notable enough to have their wills preserved, all are white, the majority are male (the one woman having achieved fame through marriage) and all were wealthy at the time of their death. Any such approach will certainly cull evidence of the lives of women, people of colour and the poor from the historical record, and send a clear message about whose lives you consider worth remembering.
Secondly, the famous and successsful are only a small part of our history. Understanding the realities that shaped our past and continue to mould our present requires evidence of the lives of so-called "ordinary people"!
Did you even speak to any historians before coming up with this idea?
Entrusting the documents to the private sector would be similarly disastrous. What happens when a private company goes bust or decides that preserving this material is no longer profitable? What reasonable person, confronted with our crumbling privatised water infrastructure, would willingly consign any part of our heritage to a similar fate?
Question 5: Do you agree that there is equivalence between paper and digital copies of wills so that the ECA 2000 can be used?
No. And it raises serious questions about the skill and knowledge base within HMCTS and the government that the very basic concepts of data loss and the digital dark age appear to be unknown to you. I also refer you to the Domesday Project.
Question 6: Are there any other matters directly related to the retention of digital or paper wills that are not covered by the proposed exercise of the powers in the ECA 2000 that you consider are necessary?
Destroying the physical documents will always be an unforgivable dereliction of legal and moral duty.
Question 7: If the Government pursues preserving permanently only a digital copy of a will document, should it seek to reform the primary legislation by introducing a Bill or do so under the ECA 2000?
Destroying the physical documents will always be an unforgivable dereliction of legal and moral duty.
Question 8: If the Government moves to digital only copies of original will documents, what do you think the retention period for the original paper wills should be? Please give reasons and state what you believe the minimum retention period should be and whether you consider the Government’s suggestion of 25 years to be reasonable.
There is no good version of this plan. The physical documents should be preserved.
Question 9: Do you agree with the principle that wills of famous people should be preserved in the original paper form for historic interest?
This question betrays deep ignorance of what "historic interest" actually is. The study of history is not simply glorified celebrity gossip. If anything, the physical wills of currently famous people could be considered more expendable as it is likely that their contents are so widely diffused as to be relatively "safe", whereas the wills of so-called "ordinary people" will, especially in aggregate, provide insights that have not yet been explored.
Question 10: Do you have any initial suggestions on the criteria which should be adopted for identifying famous/historic figures whose original paper will document should be preserved permanently?
Abandon this entire lamentable plan. As previously discussed, you do not and cannot know who will be considered "famous" in the future, and fame is a profoundly flawed criterion of historical significance.
Question 11: Do you agree that the Probate Registries should only permanently retain wills and codicils from the documents submitted in support of a probate application? Please explain, if setting out the case for retention of any other documents.
No, all the documents should be preserved indefinitely.
Question 12: Do you agree that we have correctly identified the range and extent of the equalities impacts under each of these proposals set out in this consultation? Please give reasons and supply evidence of further equalities impacts as appropriate.
No. You appear to have neglected equalities impacts entirely. As discussed, in your drive to prioritise "famous people", your plan will certainly prioritise the white, wealthy and mostly the male, as your "Charles Dickens, Charles Darwin and Princess Diana" examples amply indicate. This plan will create a two-tier system where evidence of the lives of the privileged is carefully preserved while information regarding people of colour, women, the working class and other disadvantaged groups is disproportionately abandoned to digital decay and eventual loss. Current and future historians from, or specialising in the history of minority groups will be especially impoverished by this.
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Confidence in Every Corner: Your Essential Pre Purchase Building Report
After the inspection, you receive a detailed pre purchase building report. This document provides an in-depth analysis of the property’s condition, highlighting any concerns or potential issues.
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Becoming a Foster Parent in South Carolina: What Questions to Expect in Your Home Study
Becoming a Foster Parent in South Carolina: What Questions to Expect in Your Home Study. Are you considering becoming a foster parent in the beautiful state of South Carolina? Embarking on this noble journey requires thorough preparation, including a home study assessment. This crucial step aims to ensure the safety and well-being of the children entering the foster care system. To help you…
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excuse me ao3, you can't just send me an email about a fic update and then do this
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Had a dream i was studying abroad(?) and i was gifted a little dog and a big rabbit and they were both the color of taro milk tea. But I couldn’t enjoy them bc I already felt guilty about not being able to give them proper care and might not be able to bring them home. Then I visited my childhood friend in france and she had these horrible roommates who had put a huge hot tub in the middle of the living room with one enormous goldfish in it that they were trying to feed various objects to. And my friend gave me banana flavored phenobarbital in little perfume sample vials and when I woke up i found out my SAM registration had expired even though i renewed it last night. But i was a lil high when i did that so I’m worried. But I can’t talk to anyone at the federal service desk because its the fourth of freaking july
#i think it’s fine i did renew it andonfurther inspection it says registration in progress and it will take up to 12 business days#if something really did get fucked up i will take it as a sign that i am not meant to continue contracting with the federal government
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Sweet Tooth or Sweet Cravings?
Kenji Sato x fem!reader
Summary: When a chocolate company sent Ken a PR package, he ate the chocolates without thoroughly inspecting them, and, well...things took an unexpected turn.
CW: 18+ (mdni), established relationship, aphrodisiac chocolates, implied panty sniffing, masturbation, fingering, squirting, creampie, unprotected sex, pet names.
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AN: this is just an excuse for me to write him like he's in heat :3
Today 4:12 PM
Ken <3: can you come home? its an emergency
The moment you saw his text, your heart skipped a beat. Without a second thought, you clocked out early and made a beeline for the parking lot. You had never driven so fast in your life, and you were sure you almost broke the gas pedal from how hard your heels were pressing on it.
The city streets blurred past you, your mind racing with worry and a thousand scenarios of what could have gone wrong. You barely noticed the honking horns or the changing traffic lights, and your focus was solely on getting to Ken as quickly as possible.
As you reached Ken's home, you punched in the code with shaking fingers, and the door swung open almost instantly. You dropped your bag near the entrance, not caring where it landed, and stumbled inside, quickly sliding off your heels as you hurried to find him.
Rounding the corner into the living room, you saw Ken from behind, his broad shoulders rising and falling with each laboured breath. "Ken, are you ok–" The sight caught you off guard. There he was, panting heavily, glistening with sweat, eyes half-closed as he stroked his cock. It stood proudly and flushed in a deep red colour. His other hand clutched your panty from this morning.
“Sweetheart, I’m sorry you have to–fuck,” the moment he saw you, his body tensed, and with a guttural moan, he finally came, his cum coating his hand and abdomen.
As he sprawled against the couch, you took a moment to look around the living room. Your eyes landed on a box of half-eaten chocolates on the coffee table. Curiosity piqued, you picked up the box and examined it closely. The label read "Aphrodisiac Chocolates" in a small, elegant script. Realisation dawned on you, and you couldn't help but let out a small, incredulous laugh. Ken had unknowingly consumed aphrodisiacs, and now the situation made a lot more sense.
You sat down next to him on the couch, eyes wide with concern. "Ken, what the hell? Are you okay?"
"I—I’m really sorry. I didn’t expect this... I think I overdid it with those chocolates."
"Those weren’t just chocolates, were they?"
"No, they were aphrodisiac chocolates. I didn’t check the label...clearly, I should have," he growled, frustration evident in his voice as he discarded your panty from his hand.
"Yeah, I can see that. It’s obvious they did more than just satisfy a sweet tooth," you smirked, leaning closer, your breath teasing against his ear.
"You’re not helping, you know." His eyes narrowed at you, a mix of frustration and desire burning within them.
Before you could respond, Ken, overwhelmed by the effects and your teasing, pulled you down onto him. He ground his hard-on between your thighs, his breath coming out in ragged bursts as he tried to find some relief.
"Ken, what—" You gasped, your voice filled with surprise.
"I need you. Right now. Please, help me." His voice was husky and urgent, his need unmistakable.
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You lost track of time, the sky outside turning dark as the house became dimly lit. Your clothes were strewn everywhere, and he had taken you on every possible surface – from the coffee table to the expansive living room window overlooking the ocean, and now on his bed.
He didn't hesitate for a moment, his desire insatiable. Somehow, he even managed to feed you the aphrodisiac chocolates during heated kisses, deepening the intensity of your connection with each touch and taste that seemed impossible to quench.
"Baby," you moaned, your voice trembling with need. He had your hands pinned against the headboard, his grip firm and unyielding. His chest pressed against your back, warm and solid, as his fingers delved into your wet cunt, moving with a relentless rhythm that left you breathless.
The squelching sound filled the room, adding to the erotic symphony that drove him even harder. Your back arched with every expert stroke, each thrust of his fingers hitting the perfect spot over and over, sending waves of pleasure coursing through your body.
“Ken, wait!” you gasped, feeling a strange pressure building within you. “I feel like I’m gonna pee.”
He didn’t falter for a second, his fingers maintaining their relentless rhythm. “Just let go, princess,” he murmured, his voice a mix of encouragement and command. “The sheets are already dirty anyway.”
His words and the relentless thrusting of his fingers broke down your resistance. With a cry of both pleasure and relief, you let go, your body trembling as you squirted, the sensation overwhelming. Ken’s eyes gleamed with satisfaction as he continued to work you through it, his fingers drenched in your release.
“Atta girl,” he murmured, his voice low and approving. “Just like that.”
As Ken finally released your hands, you let them slide down, resting them beside you—the dampness of the wet sheets clinging uncomfortably to your skin, causing you to grimace. You took a few deep breaths, trying to calm the rapid pace of your breathing, and allowed yourself a moment to regain composure.
Ken, still insatiable and eager, looked at you with a determined glint in his eyes. “It’s my turn now,” he said, his voice rough with need. You, sore and spent, protested weakly, “Baby, I’m so beat... I don’t know if I can handle much more.”
He silenced your concerns with a reassuring smile and a quick, decisive movement. “Don’t worry, I’ll take care of everything,” he said, his tone filled with confidence. With a firm grip, he lifted you effortlessly and positioned you on his lap, your legs spread and held against your chest. He manoeuvred you into a perfect angle and guided his hard cock to your still-sensitive cunt.
“Fuck, Ken, too deep!” you cried out, your voice trembling as you struggled to adjust to the overwhelming sensation. Saliva dribbled from your lips, a testament to the intense pleasure and exhaustion.
Ken's voice was a low, teasing murmur against your ear. “But you love it when I go deep like this,” he cooed, his tone dripping with mockery. He squeezed you closer, his grip firm and possessive, restricting your movements and trapping you in place.
The way he moved, controlling every motion and maximising your pleasure, made you feel like nothing more than his personal plaything, his fleshlight. Each powerful thrust sent your breasts bouncing. Your head leaned back against him, the sensation overwhelming as his movements were both demanding and dominant, ensuring you felt every inch of him, leaving you breathless and helpless under his command.
Finally, with a guttural groan that reverberated through the room, Ken’s body tensed, and a shudder ran through him as he reached his peak. His hot cum spilling deeply inside you, a wave of warmth that filled you completely.
He collapsed against you, his breath coming in deep, shuddering gasps as he buried his face in your hair, staying fully inside you. As he caught his breath, he managed to joke through his ragged breaths, “I think I’ll have to give that chocolate company a review —'5 stars for effectiveness!'”
You weakly slapped his arms, a small, affectionate smile tugging at your lips despite the fatigue. “You’re impossible,” you murmured, barely able to muster the energy to respond.
He then gently shifted his position, moving his hand to cup your chin and guide your face towards his. His eyes, soft and tender, met yours as he leaned in to press a gentle, affectionate kiss to your lips.
Pulling back slightly, he whispered with a teasing smile, “But you love me.”
“Unfortunately.” You responded with a playful sigh.
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You were scrolling through your phone during lunch, your thoughts drifting as you ate, when a familiar company caught your eye. You paused, intrigued by a screenshot of a review with the username Notkensato07. The review was under a popular chocolate company, and as you read the lines, you couldn’t help but groan.
Notkensato07: ★★★★★
"Absolutely incredible! I tried the aphrodisiac chocolates and they were so effective, my girlfriend’s still recovering. If you want a taste of heaven—and maybe a little bit of chaos—this is your go-to. 5 stars, but if I could give it more, I would!
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g0urmetguru: More than 5, huh? That’s some serious praise. I’m curious, how long did the effects last? Asking for a friend 😉
sillysocks76: IS THIS KEN SATO?
ChefRemyDaRat: Wow, talk about a rave review! If it’s that good, I’m buying a box for sure 🔥
chocolateroses: LMAOOO! I hope your girlfriend’s recovery is going well, man!
SweetToothSteve: Wow, this sounds wild! I’ve heard aphrodisiac chocolates are hit-or-miss, but this sounds like a game-changer. Guess I’ll be adding these to my shopping list!
jellybonbons: Nah, that’s cap.
⤷ chikinuggie: You’re just salty because you got no hoes.
⤷jellybonbons: (comment removed for harassment)
⤷jellybonbons: Wtf? why is my comment removed n not chikin for bullying?!
⤷ chikinuggie: The truth hurts, doesn’t it?
⤷ SweetToothSteve: Alright, kids, play nice! 😂
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Shocked by the boldness of his review, you yelled out his name in disbelief, “SATO!”
Ken, who had been skipping around the living room as part of his exercise routine, froze mid-skip. The sudden outburst made him lose his rhythm, causing him to trip over his own feet.
“Oh shit!”
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